SUP I'M DURIAN!!

This is my art Carrd! Commissions are usually closed (aside from sporadic openings which I will advertise on my socials), but feel free to ask!Why do they call it oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?HAVE A NICE DAY! I LOVE YOU!

I have a terrible memory and sometimes have trouble remembering my own interests, so heres a list. Mostly for my own reference, but most of these things are very good so feel free to take them as recommendations!!!
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MAIN INTERESTS

Worldbuilding/OCs, Furries (furry art, community history, fursuit making, fursuit dancing, etc.), Spyro the Dragon (Classic/Reignited and the Legend trilogy), Bloodborne, Minecraft, weird EDM music
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OTHER INTERESTS

Games: Bloodborne, Glyde the Dragon, Elden Ring, The Elder Scrolls, Disco Elysium, VRChat, Fallout, Gigantic, Flight Rising, Wobbledogs, Rayman Origins, Super Mario Galaxy, Okami, Silent Hill, Chicken Smoothie, Dead by DaylightBooks, Movies, & Shows: Mob Psycho 100, Watership Down, HTTYD (1 and 2 only), Warrior Cats, Infinity Train, ATLA, Dungeon Meshi, She-Ra, Gravity Falls, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Godzilla/Gamora/kaiju movies, Soul Eater, FMAB, The X FilesHorror Favs: Nope, [REC], Shin Godzilla, The Thing, Cloverfield (1 and 2), Invasion, SCP Foundation, The Host 2006, The Ritual, Annihilation, Train to Busan, Cabin in the Woods, Savageland, American Werewolf in London, VHS 94, Nightmare on Elm Street (original only), Ringu, Saw (1st movie only, but I do appreciate Amanda as a character), Alien, The Menu, the Backrooms, indie internet horror stuff in generalCheck out my Letterboxd for more!General Stuff: Cat genetics & animal breeds, architecture & maximalist design, 2000s internet nostalgia & animation memes, rocks & minerals, extreme weather, video essays, radiation & nuclear chemistry
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Jhariah, EDEN, Against Me!, Patricia Taxxon, Death Grips, Gorillaz, Foxsky, Megan Thee Stallion, Lil Nas X, Skatune Network, Bloodywood, Machine Girl, food house, Doja Cat, Pilotredsun / Bittertooth, Lemon Demon, Rise Against, Talking Heads, Metaroom, Pierce the Veil, Beartooth, Brockhampton, Arca, A Day to Remember, Vince Staples, Monstercat, Pendulum, The Mars Volta, Floor Baba, osquinn, webcage, The Dear Hunter, Chappell Roan, tristam, Varien, My Chemical Romance, Tally Hall, t+pazolite, Skrillex, OK Goodnight, Everything Everything, JPEGMAFIA, Left at London, clipping., Drive45, underscores, Knife Party, Zeal & Ardor, System of a Down, DragonForce, Two Steps from Hell, Linkin Park, Dance Gavin Dance, SHINee, Poppy, Celldweller, Bo En, Anamanaguchi, Brand New, Crywolf, Black Tiger Sex Machine, Flatsound, Glass Animals, Rchetype, Breaking Benjamin, gojii, and many more unlistedBolded are current favs. Feel free to send me music recs if you know any good artists similar to these!

COMMISSION INFO

WILL DRAW

Anthros, Animals, Monsters, Dragons, Taurs, & AliensComplex Characters (my fave!!!)Fanart for Most MediaMecha & Armor (May increase price if detailed!)Horror Themes / Blood & GoreNSFW (If you are 18+, you may ask to see my NSFW terms of service!)
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CAN'T / WON'T DRAW

Humans, Characters with Humanoid FacesBigoted Symbols, Anything Military or Police Related.

TERMS of SERVICE

I reserve the right to decline a commission for any reason.You may repost your finished commission with credit to Draconic Absurdism, or a link to any of my social medias!You are welcome to edit commissions you buy from me, as long as you credit me for the original piece and state that you edited it! However, you may not edit hateful symbols/messages/anything of the sort onto my work.I accept payment upfront through CashApp or Stripe invoices, with PayPal as a backup only if neither of these methods work for you.General turnout is 1 to 4 weeks depending on complexity. If I need more time, I will let you know in advance.You may cancel the commission and ask for a 100% refund before I begin drawing, a 60% refund during the sketch phase, or a 30% refund during the line-art phase. Once I finish the line-art, I can no longer give out refunds, as I have already spent a considerable amount of time and effort on the piece.However, if I need to cancel a commission for any reason, I will refund you 100%.I send WIP updates during sketch, line, and coloring phases, plus a final check before completion! I try to communicate clearly and regularly. If I ever forget to check or respond to my messages, feel free to DM me again.You may request reasonable changes while I draw. However, I can't do any more changes after a commission is complete.I will only draw characters from clear visual references. I can use a fursuit, plush, or other object as a reference if you don't have a reference sheet, but I must be able to see the markings & shapes of the character clearly. I cannot work from written descriptions.Any commissioner known to participate in NFTs (including selling, buying, or minting NFTs) is automatically blacklisted. You do not have permission to mint NFTs using any of my work.Harassment, rude behavior, guilt tripping over prices, or haggling may result in being blacklisted. If you ask for a quote and can't afford it, or if I need to add on a complexity charge and you can't afford it, please kindly let me know and move on.Thanks for reading, and be sure to check out my prices and examples linked at the top of the page!